Tuesday, July 14, 2009

公狗母狗

Tuesday, July 14, 2009
話說數千年以前,無論是公狗或者是母狗,他們小便時都是用蹲著的。直到唐朝,事情才有了轉變 ……唐太宗大家聽過吧!他老人家養了一對北京狗,有一次唐太宗上華山祭天,帶了這一對去 ……祭到一半時,母狗突然內急,於是便跑到一棵樹後解決,在祭天時這是非常不敬的行為,因此惹惱了玉帝,玉帝命令雷公打了一個雷,正好打在樹上,樹倒了,壓死了母狗,公狗看了以後非常害怕 ……從此以後,公狗每次在樹下小便時,都會伸出一只腳,用力頂著樹,以免樹倒下來壓到自己……

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

moral of the story?becareful during xuxu or wat?

tbh

Anonymous said...

==' is a joke, just to share
zhiyi

k3nt730 said...

LOL...tis is dog xuxu story..how about human? Y man differen v women??

Anonymous said...

wahaha,let me think about it~

zhiyi